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Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Never eat more than you can lift.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

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Broadcasted on X:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

Freshly posted on X:

I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

Just landed via Facebook:

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

Trending via Reddit:

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

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Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

Spotted on Reddit:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Going viral on WeChat:

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Just landed via Discord:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Making waves on Slack:

Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

Spotted on Discord:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

Making waves on WeChat:

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

Trending via X:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

Going viral on Reddit:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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