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Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Just landed via Discord:

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

Spotted on Facebook:

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

Spotted on Instagram:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

Just landed via Snapchat:

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

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Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Just landed via YouTube:

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Wake me up when I’m rich!

Trending via X:

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Trending via TikTok:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

Going viral on TikTok:

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Making waves on Facebook:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Just landed via WeChat:

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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