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Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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Dec 31, 2025

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

Spotted on WeChat:

I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

Spotted on YouTube:

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Spotted on Telegram:

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

Trending via WeChat:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Men make it so easy to hate them.

Trending via TikTok:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

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If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

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72 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

75 shares on X this month:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

100 shares on X this month:

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

72 shares on Discord this month:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

51 shares on X this month:

The peace of not knowing.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

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Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

Breaking via Telegram:

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Shared recently on Discord:

My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

Shared recently on YouTube:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

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