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Why did the dictionary go to a Middle Eastern restaurant? It heard "falafel" was the life of the party! 😄🥙

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“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

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I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

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I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

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Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

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Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

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