Funny fan behavior quotes

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

64 shares on Threads this month:

I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

98 shares on Instagram this month:

Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

65 shares on Discord this month:

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.