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Funny fatherhood quotes capture the hilarious side of parenting. 👨‍👧‍👦🤣 From sleepless nights to unexpected dad jokes, these quotes highlight the lighter moments of being a father. Embrace the humor and celebrate the ups and downs of fatherhood with these funny fatherhood quotes! 😂👨‍👦‍👦

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I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

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Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

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Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

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Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

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If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

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Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

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Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

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