Funny favorite moment quotes

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You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Your opinions are not my business.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

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Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.