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Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

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Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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Be nice today, the world is on fire.

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People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

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When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Making waves on Threads:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

Trending via Facebook:

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

Seen just now on Facebook:

Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

Reported on Slack:

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

Going viral on Reddit:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

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Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

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Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

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The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Spotted on Messenger:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

Making waves on Pinterest:

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Trending via TikTok:

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

Spotted on Instagram:

“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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