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You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Going viral on YouTube:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

Live now on Telegram:

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

Going viral on TikTok:

First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Reported on TikTok:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Just landed via X:

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

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I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

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I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

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Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

Reported on YouTube:

I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

Shared recently on WeChat:

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

Making waves on Instagram:

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Live now on Telegram:

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Live now on Facebook:

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

Just landed via Messenger:

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Reported on Twitch:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Seen just now on Reddit:

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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