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Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,509

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Going viral on Reddit:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Trending via Discord:

Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

Spotted on Facebook:

I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Shared recently on Telegram:

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

Just landed via Twitch:

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

Going viral on X:

I hope my email finds you enraged.

Shared recently on WeChat:

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

Making waves on Facebook:

The void screams into me.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

70 shares on Reddit this month:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

92 shares on WeChat this month:

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

28 shares on Messenger this month:

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

23 shares on Slack this month:

At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

30 shares on X this month:

To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

95 shares on Slack this month:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite hobby is withering away.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

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I need you to put the fun in refund!

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

12 folks are currently checking 👀

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,238

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Facebook:

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

Trending via YouTube:

The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

Live now on Telegram:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Shared recently on Discord:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

Spotted on Twitch:

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

Spotted on Reddit:

This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

Just landed via Facebook:

Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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