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Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Making waves on X:

I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Going bananas on Discord:

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

Making waves on Telegram:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Spotted on Facebook:

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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Funny first class quotes bring a humorous touch to the luxury of top-tier travel. ✈️😆 From witty observations about premium perks to playful jabs at the indulgences of first class, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of flying in style. Enjoy a laugh and revel in the fun of first class! 😂🍾

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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

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Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

For the record, I use a turntable.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Going bananas on TikTok:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Making waves on TikTok:

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

Going viral on Reddit:

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Shared recently on Telegram:

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

Just landed via Slack:

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

Live now on Telegram:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Just shared via TikTok:

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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