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I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Making waves on Pinterest:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

Spotted on TikTok:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Spotted on WeChat:

Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

Reported on LinkedIn:

That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

Going viral on TikTok:

Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

Live now on Twitch:

Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Breaking via Threads:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

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I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

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If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Going viral on Telegram:

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

Breaking via YouTube:

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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