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Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

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You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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Fries, not lies.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

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Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

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What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

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Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

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Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

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The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

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I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Spotted on Reddit:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Just shared via Reddit:

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Shared recently on Slack:

Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

Just shared via Reddit:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

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I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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