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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

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Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

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God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Just shared via WeChat:

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug, but you’re not gonna like the performance.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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Spotted on Facebook:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Just landed via Snapchat:

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

Spotted on Threads:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Live now on LinkedIn:

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Just landed via Twitch:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Spotted on YouTube:

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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