Funny floppy disk quotes

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

A garlic a day keeps people away.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.