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I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

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Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

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Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

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Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

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In Russia, the cold complains about you.

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

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I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

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Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

Making waves on TikTok:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Just shared via Telegram:

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

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You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

Making waves on Discord:

Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

Making waves on Discord:

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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