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Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

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Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

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Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

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Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

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Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

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They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

Breaking via Telegram:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Just shared via Facebook:

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

Going bananas on X:

When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

Spotted on Twitch:

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

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They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

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The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Shared recently on Facebook:

If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

Just shared via Threads:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Spreading quickly via X:

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

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People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

Spotted on Discord:

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

Making waves on Reddit:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Just landed via YouTube:

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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