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Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

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Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

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When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

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Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

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I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

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Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

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Share →: Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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"Having children is basically like being the president of a frat house – except you can't resign, the messes are smaller but smellier, and the parties never end. Cheers to parenthood, where sleep is a distant memory and throwing up is just another rite of passage!"

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Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

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I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

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Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

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I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

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I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

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Are you a software update, because not now!

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

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If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

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Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

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We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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