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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

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Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

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I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

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The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

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When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

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The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

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Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

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The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

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You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

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You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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