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A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

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I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

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I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Aura is the real business card.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

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My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

Just landed via Snapchat:

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

Shared recently on Threads:

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

Breaking via Messenger:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

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Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Making waves on Telegram:

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

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I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

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Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

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Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

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It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

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You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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Going bananas on Slack:

It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

Spotted on Twitch:

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

Going viral on YouTube:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Going viral on Facebook:

Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

Making waves on Threads:

Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

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If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

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