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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

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You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

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Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

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They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

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Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

Just landed via Telegram:

Math is like Chinese to me.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Trending via Slack:

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Just shared via Twitch:

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

Breaking via Facebook:

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

Reported on Reddit:

How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

Live now on Instagram:

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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"Ah, yes, the hidden clause in the fine print of the Frisbee Code – thou shalt confront the rooftop within a week! It seems even the frisbee gods love a good roof adventure. Just remember, if your frisbee ends up on the roof, maybe it's just reaching for the stars… or seagulls."

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Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

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There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

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I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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Being strange is exhausting.

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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

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Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

Seen just now on Threads:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Live now on Snapchat:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

Just shared via YouTube:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Spotted on X:

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

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Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

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