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There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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I have thought one billion times about everything.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

I am single, please disturb me!

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

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Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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Making waves on Slack:

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

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Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Going viral on Instagram:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

Spotted on Twitch:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Just shared via X:

Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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92 shares on Slack this month:

Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

49 shares on YouTube this month:

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

83 shares on Threads this month:

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

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Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

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Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

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Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

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Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off.

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Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

Spotted on Threads:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Trending via Facebook:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Trending via WeChat:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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