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You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Being awake is the worst.

Live now on Reddit:

Can’t, holding a grudge.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

Shared recently on Discord:

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

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Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

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Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

Live now on Telegram:

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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