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Jan 27, 2025
Share →: I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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🌿♻️ Leonardo DiCaprio's eco-friendly efforts are not just for Mother Earth, but possibly to secure potential dating options for the future! 🌎💚 Who knows, maybe he's hoping to impress some environmentally conscious prospects with his environmental activism! 😉 #EcoFriendlyLoveGoals

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

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Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

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Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

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Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

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Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

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Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

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A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

Alexa, mute my children.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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