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Funny getting dressed quotes bring a splash of humor to your morning routine 👗😂 Whether you’re struggling to find the perfect outfit or just can’t decide between comfy and stylish, these witty lines will have you laughing through the chaos 👚👠 Get ready to embrace the madness of fashion with a smile and maybe even a little dance in front of the mirror 💃✨ Dressing up has never been this entertaining!

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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

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Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

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People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

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“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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I think God was high when he made me.

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I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

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Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

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Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

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Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

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