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Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

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They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

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My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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Intelligence is now free, and the golden age of the nerd is over.

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Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

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I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

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I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

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Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

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One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

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Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

38 shares on Facebook this month:

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

33 shares on Discord this month:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

43 shares on Slack this month:

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

100 shares on X this month:

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

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I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

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I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

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My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

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Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

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Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

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Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

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Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

Breaking via Threads:

Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

Spotted on Facebook:

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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