Funny go with the flow quotes

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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We literally used to write an essay by hand.

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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.