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Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Spotted on Slack:

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Freshly posted on Threads:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Trending via Snapchat:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Just landed via Pinterest:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

Going viral on YouTube:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

Just landed via WeChat:

The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

Going viral on Slack:

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Live now on LinkedIn:

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

Just landed via Facebook:

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

Spotted on Instagram:

My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

Just shared via Telegram:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Spotted on Slack:

I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

Making waves on Instagram:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

Trending via Snapchat:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Seen just now on Slack:

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Breaking via WeChat:

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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