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Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

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Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

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Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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A selfie only a mother could like.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

Trending via WeChat:

The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

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When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

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I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Making waves on Slack:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

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Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

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In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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