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If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

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All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

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I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

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Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

Going viral on WeChat:

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

Just landed via Reddit:

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Trending via Threads:

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

Going viral on Slack:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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37 shares on Snapchat this month:

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

43 shares on Discord this month:

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

85 shares on Threads this month:

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

I have to stand in the shower about this.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

34 shares on Twitch this month:

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

12 shares on Discord this month:

I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

98 shares on Discord this month:

Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

You look like the result of a failed CIA experiment.

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As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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Due to unforeskin circumcistances …

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No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

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You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

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The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

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I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

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I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

Going viral on Reddit:

I love when people say, “In college, I wrote a paper on…” as if that holds any academic merit.

Trending via Reddit:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Going viral on Messenger:

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

Trending via Reddit:

Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Sorry for being socially awkward. It’s just that I’m socially awkward.

Going bananas on X:

Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

Breaking via Slack:

Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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