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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

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All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

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Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

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Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

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Killing me softly with his schlong.

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I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

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If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

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Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

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Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

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Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

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I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

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Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

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People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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Don’t hate me, date me!

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Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

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The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

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I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

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Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

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That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

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The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

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