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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

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“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

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When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

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Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

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If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

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