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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

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I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

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Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

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You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

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What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

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At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

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If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

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Cancel culture has been canceled.

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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