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Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

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If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

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“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

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Your pronouns should be get/help.

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My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

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I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

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Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

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Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

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