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If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

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Short men store so much anger in their little body.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Shared recently on Discord:

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

Live now on Discord:

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

Going viral on WeChat:

All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

Making waves on WeChat:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Shared recently on Slack:

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

Spotted on Discord:

Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

Shared recently on Threads:

I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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71 shares on Discord this month:

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

34 shares on Discord this month:

You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

11 shares on Messenger this month:

I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

90 shares on X this month:

A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

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Spotted on Messenger:

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

Spotted on Snapchat:

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

Just landed via Discord:

I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

Trending via Threads:

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

Going viral on Facebook:

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

Spotted on Messenger:

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Making waves on TikTok:

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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