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Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

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Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

Just landed via WeChat:

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

Trending via Snapchat:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Breaking via WeChat:

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

Going bananas on Slack:

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Thank God for headphones and day dreaming.

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If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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Broadcasted on Messenger:

Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

Trending via Instagram:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

Trending via Pinterest:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Trending via Pinterest:

Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

Making waves on Threads:

I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

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