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Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

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If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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At what age do I delete Snapchat?

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Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

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I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

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Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

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Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

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No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

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Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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