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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

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I brake for no one, except squirrels.

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

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Making waves on Slack:

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Live now on Pinterest:

Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

Just landed via X:

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

Spreading quickly via X:

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

Making waves on WeChat:

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

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If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

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Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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Spotted on TikTok:

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Spotted on X:

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Spotted on Facebook:

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Live now on YouTube:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Making waves on WeChat:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

Live now on Facebook:

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

Broadcasted on Discord:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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