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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

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Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

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The future is buffering.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

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I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

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Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

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Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

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Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

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I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

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I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

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I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

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I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

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I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

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