Funny holding up quotes

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Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

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It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

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Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

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“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

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It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.