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Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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Making waves on TikTok:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

Just shared via Discord:

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

Going viral on Telegram:

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

Spotted on Slack:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

Going viral on Reddit:

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Spotted on X:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Facebook:

Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Spotted on WeChat:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Just shared via Pinterest:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Breaking via Instagram:

Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Just landed via WeChat:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Shared recently on Discord:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

Making waves on Facebook:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m sick of living through history!

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