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- It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.
- Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.
- I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.
- Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.
- Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”
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- Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.
- In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.
- Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.
- When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.
- I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.
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