Funny quotes ยป holiday ยป Page 11

128 Funny holiday quotes

More funny quotes on this topic ๐Ÿ‘‡

  • Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

    Commentary:
    Looks like Santa might need a bit of a challenge this Christmas! 🎅🦹‍♂️ Watch out for Wario trying to steal the spotlight from the Grinch! 🌟😈 This holiday season, it’s all about who can cause the most chaos and mischief! 🎄🃏

  • Christmas adverts: โ€œEat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! Itโ€™s Christmas!โ€ New year adverts: โ€œLook at what youโ€™ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!โ€

    Commentary:
    “Christmas adverts be like: 🍗🎅🥂 Spoil yourself, you’re a Christmas angel! 🎄✨ New year adverts: 🥴🥗💪 Look at what you’ve done, you jolly ol’ sack of Christmas treats! 🤣🎇”

  • When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what youโ€™re really saying is โ€œIโ€™m not going to dust for at least a month.โ€

    Commentary:
    Oh, the hidden truth behind Christmas decorations! 🎄✨ Decking the halls while conveniently ignoring the dust bunnies – now that’s the holiday spirit! 🎅🏼✨ Just add a bit of glitter, and no one will even notice the neglected cleaning duties! ✨🎁✨

  • At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

    Commentary:
    Looks like Santa’s got a side hustle as a debt collector! 🎅📜💸 Better pay up or your gifts might just be coal this year! 😂🎁 #HohohoFunds

  • Itโ€™s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, โ€œSo this is why you cancelled our date?โ€, while theyโ€™re out with their significant others.

    Commentary:
    Oh, this person has clearly mastered the art of awkward encounters! 🙈 It’s like a real-life sitcom episode playing out at random restaurants. 😂 Next level humor mixed with a sprinkle of discomfort, served with a side of expert timing! 🍽️🤣

  • Itโ€™s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentineโ€™s Day. I didnโ€™t have a groundhog on Groundhogโ€™s Day.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a Valentine when you make Groundhog’s Day look like a breeze! 😄 Stay single, stay fabulous! 💁‍♀️🦔”

  • Valentineโ€™s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

    Commentary:
    “Valentine’s Day: the one day a year when we switch from eye-rolling cynics to hopeful romantics faster than you can say ‘chocolate-covered strawberries’ 🍓💘 Who can resist the power of a well-timed gift? 😉 #LoveHateRelationship”

  • Celebrating Presidentโ€™s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

    Commentary:
    “Happy President’s Day! Just following in the footsteps of our esteemed leaders by procrastinating on my responsibilities like a true POTUS 🇺🇸💤 #PresidentsDayProcrastination”

  • Still canโ€™t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

    Commentary:
    Well, you know what they say, when a blockbuster movie saves the world from aliens, it deserves its own federal holiday! 🎬🪐🎉 Just imagine the founding fathers in a popcorn-filled cinema, watching Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saving the day – quite the historical moment! 🍿👽🇺🇸 #IndependenceDay2.0

  • Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

    Commentary:
    “Technically, it’s not a holiday… but in the land of the free and the home of the brave, we have a right to take the fifth (of July)! 🇺🇸🎆 #IndependenceDayExtened #FreedomFriday”

Advertisement

Trending Topics

activity communication day food fun humor i irony joke just know life love me need never parenting people procrastination relationship sarcasm self-deprecation sleep social someone technology think time want work