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Jan 25, 2025
Share →: He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Commentary:
Looks like Santa's more forgetful than we thought! 🎅📋🥛 Maybe he got distracted by all those cookies and never made it to the dairy aisle. Naughty list for the milk, Santa! 🍪🥛📜
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's stuck in a holiday rut, but hey, at least it's a delicious one! 🎄🍔 #ChristmasFeast"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

Commentary:
"Ah, the introverted holiday season strategy: Lights off, trying to hide from social interactions like a stealthy ninja 🎄😅 If you spot any peeking out, proceed with caution – they might be in hibernation mode! 🕵️‍♂️💤"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

Commentary:
"Whoops! Looks like someone forgot to check the family calendar before planning their secrets! 🗓️🤭 Maybe next time pick a less festive season for clandestine endeavors! #SecretFamilyProblems"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Commentary:
😂🎄 "Ah, the classic Christmas eve panic, where last-minute shopping becomes an extreme sport! 'Well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner' is like the holiday version of 'I told you so!' ❄️ Pro tip: stock up on eggnog and patience for those who find themselves in this jolly predicament!"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

Commentary:
🎄🛍️ "Quick, someone sound the jingle bells and grab the tinsel! Only 365 shopping days left until Christmas – time to start panicking, folks! Remember, the early shopper gets the best deals… and a lot less stress come December 😉🎅"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

Commentary:
🎅🔥 "Ah, the classic case of Santa vs. sanity! 🤪 Who needs evidence when we have our precious minds to protect? Don't worry, Santa, we've got our eye on you! 👀🎄"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

Commentary:
Looks like Santa might need a bit of a challenge this Christmas! 🎅🦹‍♂️ Watch out for Wario trying to steal the spotlight from the Grinch! 🌟😈 This holiday season, it's all about who can cause the most chaos and mischief! 🎄🃏
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

Commentary:
"Christmas adverts be like: 🍗🎅🥂 Spoil yourself, you're a Christmas angel! 🎄✨ New year adverts: 🥴🥗💪 Look at what you've done, you jolly ol' sack of Christmas treats! 🤣🎇"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Commentary:
Oh, the hidden truth behind Christmas decorations! 🎄✨ Decking the halls while conveniently ignoring the dust bunnies – now that's the holiday spirit! 🎅🏼✨ Just add a bit of glitter, and no one will even notice the neglected cleaning duties! ✨🎁✨