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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

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January is the Monday of the year.

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I put the hot in psychotic.