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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

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I would rather lose you than the argument.

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I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

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Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

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If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

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If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

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My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

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When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

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Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

64 shares on Discord this month:

I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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A collective orgasm would fix the world.

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If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

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Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

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When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

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The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

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Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

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I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

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Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

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