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Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Telegram:

Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

Spotted on WeChat:

Source??? Pattern recognition.

Going viral on Slack:

How do I un-know people?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

May the algorithms be with you.

Trending via Snapchat:

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Making waves on X:

“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

Going viral on Twitch:

Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Just landed via Threads:

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Live now on X:

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

56 shares on Messenger this month:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

70 shares on X this month:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

59 shares on Slack this month:

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

38 shares on Reddit this month:

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

11 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

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I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

8 folks are currently checking 👀

At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

ASAP (as sapphic as possible).

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

Spotted on YouTube:

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

Trending via TikTok:

Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

Just shared via Slack:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Breaking via Telegram:

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Spotted on Messenger:

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Trending via Discord:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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