Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

1790 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

11,952

Funny Quotes Topics

14,756

Funny Quotes Images

11,952

Updated

3 minutes ago

Users Online

3,439

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Twitch:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

Trending via Messenger:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

Just shared via Messenger:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

Reported on Messenger:

The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Shared recently on Discord:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

Trending via Pinterest:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Just landed via Slack:

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

Home » Funny Humor In Effort Quotes

Funny humor in effort quotes

New funny humor in effort quotes 👇

For even more funny humor in effort quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny humor in effort quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

1790 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

11,952

Funny Quotes Topics

14,756

Funny Quotes Images

11,952

Updated

3 minutes ago

Users Online

3,436

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Being strange is exhausting.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on X:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Breaking via Twitch:

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

Making waves on YouTube:

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Just shared via Instagram:

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Just landed via Discord:

What an embarrassing time to be alive.

Just landed via Instagram:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴