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I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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Imagine being social on social media.

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Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

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When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

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Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

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A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m the ick in fantastic.

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I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

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I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

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“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

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Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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