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Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

“Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Making waves on X:

Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

Just shared via Threads:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

Just shared via WeChat:

Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

Making waves on Messenger:

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

Going viral on YouTube:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

Just landed via Twitch:

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Going bananas on Discord:

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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12 shares on Messenger this month:

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

92 shares on Threads this month:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

89 shares on Discord this month:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

14 shares on X this month:

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

23 shares on X this month:

Little do my friends know they’re healing me every time we hang out.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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Manifesting you in my bed.

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Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

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I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

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I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

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I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,576

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

Making waves on YouTube:

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Seen just now on Discord:

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

Seen just now on X:

My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

Just shared via YouTube:

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

Live now on TikTok:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

Breaking via X:

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

Going viral on Threads:

The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

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