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Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

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Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

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Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

Spotted on YouTube:

My middle finger salutes you.

Just shared via X:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

Breaking via Pinterest:

“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

Going viral on Messenger:

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

Just landed via WeChat:

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

29 shares on Telegram this month:

Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

94 shares on Reddit this month:

TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

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Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

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I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

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Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

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I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

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Just landed via Reddit:

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

Seen just now on Messenger:

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

Just landed via Facebook:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Going viral on Reddit:

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Making waves on Slack:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Making waves on Twitch:

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

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In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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