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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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Breaking via Reddit:

Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

Trending via Slack:

There’s a certain nothing about you.

Seen just now on X:

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

Trending via WeChat:

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Trending via Threads:

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Trending via WeChat:

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Trending via Snapchat:

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

Trending via YouTube:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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70 shares on Instagram this month:

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

13 shares on Discord this month:

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

20 shares on Telegram this month:

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

80 shares on Threads this month:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

65 shares on Discord this month:

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

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Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

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iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

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Going viral on Pinterest:

A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

Trending via YouTube:

A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

Seen just now on Discord:

Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

Live now on Twitch:

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

Spotted on YouTube:

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Trending via Telegram:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

Making waves on X:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Breaking via Pinterest:

School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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