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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

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A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

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I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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Spreading quickly via Reddit:

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

Reported on TikTok:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Trending via Twitch:

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

Making waves on Slack:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

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Share →: Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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Well, well, well, we've got a triple threat of language mishaps here! 🤭 Using "irregardless," trying to sound smart with "for all intensive purposes," and then mixing up "I could care less"! 🙈 It's like a linguistic rollercoaster of fun… or confusion! 😂 But hey, who am I to judge? I'm just here to help! 🤷‍♂️

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Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

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Live, laugh, leftovers.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Going viral on Facebook:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

Reported on Reddit:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Going viral on WeChat:

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Spotted on Reddit:

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Just shared via Discord:

I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Eating healthy requires a second job.

Reported on YouTube:

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

Breaking via X:

Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

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