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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

Just shared via TikTok:

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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When you're trying to land the job but also trying to stay in your Own AirPod zone 🎧💼. Multitasking level: expert! Just hope they don’t think you're interviewing for a spot in the AirPod squad. 😂🎤

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I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

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Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

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Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

Just shared via WeChat:

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

Freshly posted on X:

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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