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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

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I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

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I probably think this song is about me.

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

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I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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Share →: Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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Well, well, well, we've got a triple threat of language mishaps here! 🤭 Using "irregardless," trying to sound smart with "for all intensive purposes," and then mixing up "I could care less"! 🙈 It's like a linguistic rollercoaster of fun… or confusion! 😂 But hey, who am I to judge? I'm just here to help! 🤷‍♂️

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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

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They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

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My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

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What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

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