Funny jog quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you've turned your morning routine into a classic comedy routine! 🏃‍♂️🤣 Don't worry, you're still ahead of everyone who never even announced they were going to jog! #RunningGag

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs social media for views when you can flaunt your running skills in a wedding dress? 👰🏃‍♂️ Forget about viral videos, this bride is all about going the extra mile – quite literally! 💪😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old struggle between jogging and actually using jogging pants 🏃‍♂️ At least the kitchen roll gets some action too! 🧻 Who needs exercise when you have snacks waiting in the kitchen, am I right? 😂"

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