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Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,647

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Shared recently on Reddit:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

Shared recently on Instagram:

I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

Live now on WhatsApp:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

Shared recently on Discord:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Trending via Snapchat:

I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

Going viral on Instagram:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

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73 shares on TikTok this month:

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

12 shares on Slack this month:

I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

50 shares on X this month:

I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

89 shares on X this month:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,384

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I love when lashes make me look evil.

Making waves on Twitch:

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Just landed via Discord:

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Spotted on Reddit:

Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

Making waves on WeChat:

I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

Making waves on Twitch:

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Just landed via Slack:

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

Just shared via Pinterest:

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

Breaking via Discord:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

Live now on YouTube:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

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