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I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

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Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

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One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

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My favorite color is sunshine.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

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I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

Making waves on Pinterest:

You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Just shared via Facebook:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Farting, but with eye contact.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

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Going viral on Telegram:

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

Just shared via WhatsApp:

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Just landed via Discord:

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

Seen just now on Threads:

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

Trending via Instagram:

Salt is just angry sugar.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

Seen just now on Messenger:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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