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Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

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Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

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Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

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I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

42 shares on Discord this month:

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

53 shares on X this month:

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

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Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

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I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

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God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

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Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

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All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

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When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

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If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

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New funny joybaiting quotes 👇

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