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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

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Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

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I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

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There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

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Oh, the sweet potato, always lending a helping hand (or should we say tuber? 🍠) in the vegetable kingdom. It truly is the Mother Teresa of vegetables, spreading warmth and sweetness wherever it grows! So go ahead, embrace the kindness of the sweet potato and sprinkle some cinnamon on top for good measure 😉.

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To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

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If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

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When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

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Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

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Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

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Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

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I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

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Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

Going bananas on Slack:

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

Breaking via YouTube:

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

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Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

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Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

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Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

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The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

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