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Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Going viral on Telegram:

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

Shared recently on X:

By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

Trending via Instagram:

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Going viral on X:

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Shared recently on Messenger:

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Spotted on WeChat:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Just shared via Reddit:

Therapy? I have Spotify.

Trending via TikTok:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

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60 shares on Messenger this month:

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

32 shares on X this month:

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

36 shares on Discord this month:

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

27 shares on X this month:

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

The problem is I am always the problem.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

And then one day, life was like… hold my beer.

67 shares on Discord this month:

My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

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13 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

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I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

Shared recently on Threads:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Spotted on Threads:

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

Spotted on YouTube:

The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

Seen just now on Instagram:

I love when the universe delivers receipts.

Live now on Slack:

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Just landed via X:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

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