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Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

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When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Just shared via Facebook:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Making waves on Discord:

I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

Trending via Messenger:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

Making waves on Twitch:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

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Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

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I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

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People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

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There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

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An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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Live now on Facebook:

Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

Just landed via Threads:

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

Going viral on Instagram:

My parents think they know me.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Making waves on WeChat:

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Spotted on YouTube:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

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