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Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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Trending via Slack:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

Just landed via Threads:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Seen just now on X:

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

Trending via WeChat:

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Seen just now on X:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

Making waves on Slack:

New year update: losing everything but weight.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Spotted on Instagram:

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Making waves on TikTok:

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

Going viral on X:

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Just shared via Facebook:

Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

Just shared via X:

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

Going viral on Messenger:

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

Just shared via WeChat:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

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